I'd like to officially welcome everyone to the Crack Up. I am a MASSIVE fan of stand up comedy, and while I will never have the balls to actually get up on stage and do it myself (because I am an ever expanding female reproductive organ), I whole heartedly respect the men and women who do!
My goal is to pay homage to the past greats, show respect for the current juggernauts, and showcase the brilliant "up and comers"...
Remember people, laughter is the best cure...Unless you have herpes...Then it's just something you do to pass the time between flare ups... Because there is no cure... Trust me, there isn't... I've looked into it... Not for me... For my friend Ricky... He's, uhhhh, a buddy of mine who has herpes... He's definitely not me... Definitely not...Me...At all... So relax and enjoy! And laugh 'til you scratch!
Sincerely,
Ric--I mean Matt.
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