I have no words for Owen Benjamin's Fanny Pack Poem other than FUCKING AMAZING.
I wish all poetry could be this great
But most of it makes me sick, like something I ate
I like people rhyming words
I hate asssholes timing turds
Because The bathroom is no place to fuckin' rush me
But if I fall in, feel free to fuckin' flush me
Because my life's already in the bowl as it stands
So I could really use a hearty blow job madame
But pretty please...
No hands
LAUGH NOW!
P.S. Owen Benjamin is going on a 14 city U.S. Comedy Tour with Vince Vaughn and Kevin James. It's gonna be fucking fantastic. Dates are TBD...
Enjoy!
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