I'm really jealous of the black tie wearing bathroom attendant who has the privilege of dispensing soap into ungrateful patron's hands.
It's one of the few jobs in the world that leads to ass backwards results. They are giving you paper towels and a fist full of Dove, making sure that you wash up adequately. Then, they expect you to dig you're pristine mitts into your dirty pocket and take out some filthy money to drop into their germ infested tip cup. Um, didn't you just wash my hands? Now you want me to touch the dirtiest thing on the planet...Money.
I know what you're gonna say, why not tip them before they wash your hands. No sir-ee Bob. That'll lead to them half assing the job, because they've already been compensated. It's a vicious circle. I think they should just starting reaching in our pockets for the tip money so we don't have to touch it. It's basically a form of stealing, which they should already be somewhat familiar with.
I didn't want to have to say JUST KIDDING, so at the risk of offending everyone, I won't...
ENJOY GIRALDO
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