Thursday, December 9, 2010

Kevin Hart Has Family Issues

Kevin Hart is a very funny dude. He gets mad at his son for acting borderline retarded...I, on the other hand, would love a retarded son one day. Use him as a watch dog. Feed him anything you want. You know he's gonna eat it.

"Daddy, I don't think I'm really cut out for "watch dog" duty. Sleeping outside in January is giving me hypothermic blisters."

"Shut the hell up and eat your four feet of garden hose, boy."

Actually, how retarded can he really be if he knows the word "hypothermic"? Oh fuck, don't tell me I'm the retarded one for not recognizing that my son is a medical genius who could have made us rich...

ENJOY!!!

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