Chris Fairbanks shares with us his unforgettable moves at the "End of Sex". Must be nice. The End of Sex is the easy part. It's the beginning of sex that I have trouble with. It's definitely hard to get strangers to have sex with you. It's probably easier to get them to go for a ride in your car, and since that usually leads to rape anyways, I think there's a loop hole in their logic.
Don't get me wrong, I also struggle with the middle of sex. I usually only make it to the mid-point before I pull out, blow a whistle, and yell "Half-time" like a soccer referee. She expects to take a 5 minute break and suck down some orange wedges and gatorade, but instead I lean over and fill up 50% of a tall glass with pre-mature-ejaculatory-pancake batter.
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