Dave Thomason delves into the wonderous world of Axe Body Spray. Funny fuckin' bit, I gotta say. But I don't understand why everyone hates on Axe.
People think its the epitome of douchebaggery to spray your torso down with this shit. Well, you know what it smells like?...COLOGNE. And people give that fucking gift year in and year out. Cologne is one of the classier products on the market today, and for the past 100 years for that matter. Other than extra-fine authentic gold chest hair plugs, and medeival-quality silver cock rings, I contest there is no classier product that screams "upper echelon" quite like cologne does.
It's the same goddamn thing. So leave us Axe users alone. Sometimes we need a sweet scent in a pinch and Axe aerosol has always been there. Double pits to chesty 4 LIFE...Bitch.
Spray away!
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