Ryan Singer wonders just how fat our country is going to get. It's true, we're a real bloated carcass of a culture. People used to wonder if we'd drive flying cars in the future. I'm pretty sure we're just gonna be transported from drive thru window to sticky IHOP booth via forklift.
"What would you do for a Klondike bar?" is no longer a rhetorical question. You know we're fat when people actually start answering. "I'd murder a school of harmless flounder in cold blood, and throw hand-sized chunks of demolished concrete walls at 1st graders."
Sad.
LAUGH NOW
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