Monday, November 29, 2010

Patrick Keane and the Potato Famine

Comedian Patrick Keane talks about the potato famine. I mean, yes that was a huge DISASTER. Epic, you might say. But another famine going on at the time went under the radar big time. The Irish pussy famine. With half the population dying of starvation coupled with the already monumental lack of hot Irish girls, it must have been a sexual dry spell like none other.

No girls to bang? No Potatoes to eat? How the hell are you supposed to get your rocks off.

It must have been a Dublin Double Handed Jerkoff Extravaganza. People just lubin' up with all that extra sour cream lying around.

I don't even know if that makes sense.

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