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I recently read that one of the characteristics of Asperger's is severe physical clumsiness.
I gotta ask myself if Jesus actually turned water into wine on purpose or was he just shuffling by a table in an unbalanced fashion and ham-handedly knocked a bottle of Yellowtail over into one of the disciples' glass of Evian when no one was looking. Then he tries to convince everyone that he actually altered the molecular structure of H20 by using heavenly wizardry to infuse fermented grapes into the aqua? How did one person, JUST ONE, not stand up and say:
"Are you fucking kidding me? Am I going crazy? You guys are actually buying this crap? The guy hit the table and spilled everywhere. He cleaned up the mess before any of us found out and is now telling you that he's capable of making alcohol by pointing with his fingertips and blinking? What is this Bewitched? Get real. I'm goin' to hangout with Lucifer. He may be the anti-christ but at least he doesn't make shit up!
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