Friday, April 1, 2011

Norm Macdonald Is Back, and NOT Thinking About Sex.

Good Old Norm is BACK folks! His special, cleverly titled "Me Doing Stand Up" aired this past Saturday, March 26th on Comedy Central and IS FUCKING HYSTERICAL. I recommend it to anyone with a pulse. This guy is a goddamn genius.



I'm with Old Macdonald on this one. I hardly think about banging anyone these days, probably because I'm certain nobody is thinking about banging me, and I'm not about the cave and give all the hot hussy's out there the upper-mental-hand.

Plus porn doesn't even really get me goin' anymore. I've seen it all. Twice. I'm so bored with cockofthewok.com (yes it's asian porn. NO! It's not gaysian porn), that I've had to take a my healthy sexual appetite and focus it elsewhere. Like the skies. Sometimes I'll be jerking off lookin' up at the moon and wonder if somewhere, someone is flickin' the old pinto bean to the same EXACT moon...That's my soulmate...It's also the personal ad I'm takin' out in the Sunday paper's Chance Encouters section.

"Must Love Dogs. Must beat off to great big pie in the sky."

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