Gavin Eddings Thinks His Friends' Kids Are Hot

Funnyman Gavin Eddings hates getting put on the spot about his friends' kids hot or not factor. I don't really think answering their question makes him a pedophile. It's not like he's walking down the street with a clamp on his balls handing out lollipops and milky ways to anyone on a tricycle.

I don't even know why kiddie toucher's are even still handing out candy with all the medical problems our pussy children have these days. You would think sooner or later he's gotta accidentally lure in a sweet toothed 3rd grader with a Snickers only to find out the shitty kid's got a peanut allergy. What a turn off for the poor pervert. I don't care how horny you are, nobody's gettin' off to hives, beach ball tonsils, and a swollen face. What a misfire.



He also claims he looks like Chuckie from the Rugrats.

Is it me or does this ginger Chuckie look like the most neglected fucking baby of all time. Hair like a horseradish salad, some Goodwill hipster t-shirt portraying what looks to be the sun wearing a red scarf?, two untied shoe laces, and purple reading glasses that are guaranteed to get him shoved not only in lockers, but toilets and trash compactors as well. What fucking 3 year old wears glasses? I'll tell you which one, the one who should be reading the newspaper and checking the classifieds every morning for new goddamn parents. I haven't seen a tomato this unloved since Tyra Banks gave up vegetables.