Sure this video is a little old, but if you're complaining then I suggest you take about forty OC's and tie yourself to the nearest train tracks because you're a fucking asshole of the highest degree! There's no more inspirational story than this. Without further ado I give you the one and only Jason "The Ballistic Autistic" McElwain!
What can ya say, the kid just CAUGHT FIRE! I've woken up from hangovers basically autistic and forgotten how to pronounce my name or how to hold a spoon and J-Mac is knocking down six 3 point bombs in about 3 minutes? Unheard of. This kid is the fucking man! Draining long range jumpers on the reg, bleachers emptying out in an absolute frenzy, fans oozing in their pants everytime he finds the bottom of the net. He probably power porked every single one of those loosey goosey cheerleaders that same night. Fucked them all silly. Literally silly. For a week straight they're walking around in clown noses, putting mayonnaise in their gas tanks, and hula hooping at random funerals. Just absolutely silly, autistic-sex induced behavior. You rule J-Mac. Hopefully you're in college somewhere right now just bird-doggin' chicks, crushing peppermint schnapps and Natty Ice gettin' absolutely retarded or in your case, absolutely normal'd. We love you, big pimpin'.
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