DM – Hazel Jones always wondered why she suffered from terrible cramps and heavy periods during puberty. But it wasn’t until she turned 18 that she was given her astonishing diagnosis – she had two vaginas. The blonde 27-year-old from High Wycombe has the million-in-one condition uterus didelphys, which means she has two separate uteruses and cervixes as well. But she told ITV’s This Morning she was comfortable with having the condition, despite the fact she had to effectively lose her virginity twice. ‘Once I found out what it was I told everybody,’ she told TV hosts Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield. ‘I thought it was amazing and it’s definitely an ice-breaker at parties’. She added: ‘If women want to have a look, I’m quite happy to show them, it’s not something I’m embarrassed by.’ Hazel went to the doctor after her long-term boyfriend told her she was ‘different’ in the genital area.
This girl is basically a walking threesome invitation. Figures the girl born with two vaginas would be named Hazel. The biggest slut bag name since Trixie. Two axe wounds? That's either gotta be fucking sweet or miserably disappointing. Everytime she has sex its like a game of musical chairs. Musical pussies. One of them is getting left out. Having sex with her is like being one of those apathetic Foot Locker shoe sales people in their gay referee uniforms: "Which one do you wanna try first, the left or the right?" What a ridiculous secret to be walking around with all day. It's an absolute 5 star, code red birth defect. This is no weird mole on your inner thigh. This is no heinous cleft lip. This is no baby 6th toe. This is two fucking vaginas we're talking about here people. How in god's name did her doctor even keep a straight face when he was breaking the news:
"So Hazel, after reviewing your chart, HAHAHAHAHAHAH...It's come to my medical staff's attention, HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAA, that you my dear HAHAAHAHAHAHAH, have got two vaginas HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm sorry for laughing but that shit is funny Hazel. Well it's important to get a regular check up on that double barrel shotgun, so I can refer you to the best twin Gynecologists in town HAHAHHAHAHAHAAH. God I love medicine, it's just so weird, treat yourself to a lollipop on the way out."
It's just a real shame that she'll never find her soulmate.......
New Delhi - An Indian businessman born with two penises wants one of them removed surgically as he wants to marry and lead a normal sexual life, a newspaper report said Saturday.
The 24-year-old man from the northern state of Uttar Pradesh admitted himself to a New Delhi hospital this week with an extremely rare medical condition called penile duplication or diphallus, the Times of India said. "Two fully functional penes is unheard of even in medical literature. In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is rudimentary," the newspaper quoted a surgeon as saying. The surgery was expected to be challenging as both organs were well-formed and full blood supply to the retained penis had to be ensured to allow it to function normally, he added. The newspaper did not disclose the identity of the man or the hospital to protect the patient's privacy. There are about 100 such reported cases of diphallus around the world and it is known to occur among one in 5.5 million men, the newspaper said.
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