Stupid Girl Doesn't Understand Leap Years...Who Cares?

Sweet rant hunny! You really fucked us all up with some truth. Everything you said was coherent and groundbreaking and...wait for it...wait for it...the ramblings of a complete shit head. Who cares if you don't understand leap years? I don't understand why Kraft Mac and Cheese went through a phase where they shaped their noodles like dinosaurs, but I didn't post a video of my pasty white, teenage, pimpled ass giving them hell's fury for making that decision. You just roll with it - "Well, looks like I'm eating dino's today, c'est la fucking vie..."

How do you know it was even scientists that invented leap years? How do you know it wasn't some jackass named Bristol ripping bong hits in the back of his Ford Maverick next to his buddy who just happens to know people in high places.

"Dude February should have an extra day, not like every year, but like, once in a while."

"I'll make a call, bro."

I can't imagine what else sets this girl off. If leap years send her into a fucking rage induced seizure what the hell is gonna happen when she doesn't understand why gas prices are skyrocketing? She might cut her boyfriend's dick off and throw it in a CuisinArt juicer. What a hot tempered little twat. She'll be 6 times divorced by the time she's 28. The upside here is that that kind of rage is usually accompanied by an equal amount of passion, aka she's probly an absolute honey-badger in the sack.