Marc Maron is the THE MAN right now. His stand up is hilarious and his Podcast "WTF" is just about the only thing I've listened too for the last couple months. It's amazing.
Here he discusses why receiving a picture text of a vagina isn't always as exciting as it sounds.
I'm not sure I'd get that excited if I received a hoo-ha picture from the girl I was dating in my inbox either. Don't get me wrong, I love vaginas dearly. Unconditionally. Whole heartedly. But THEY DO NOT photograph well. Let's be honest, a lot of them aren't even remotely attractive to begin with. I've seen ham wallet's that look like they've been violently tap danced on by Bill "Bojangles" Robinson for hours on end, while Shirley Temple stares on disbelief.
That's why vaginal reconstruction is so hot right now. Girl's are finally starting to realize that the abuse their conch shells have endured over the years has left their once "ziplock bag" looking like sun dried potato salad.
Anytime you're using the word "reconstruction" to describe what it will take to mend something, you better damn well believe the damage done was prolific. They had to "reconstruct" Pearl Harbor for fuck's sake, and unfortunately that's what a lot of vadges' look like these days...Only with more casualties.
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This guys is hilarious!!!!!!!
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