There's almost no words to describe this video's perfection. If the Kentucky Derby is the best 2 MINUTES in sports, then this clip of a BYU broad's legs failing to react in anyway whatsoever to a 3 foot hurdle in front of her as she approaches it from dead on at full speed is the best 9 SECONDS in history.
The only thing better than this would be the video of the next 24 hours that took place in her life after eating this humiliating shit sandwich.
8AM: Wake up. Stare in mirror. Mutter "why me?" 400 to 600 times.
10Am: Receive phone call from boyfriend. He breaks up with you. He laughs. He continues to laugh. You hang up.
10:15AM: Receive phone call from ex-boyfriend. He's still laughing.
10:30AM: Go for a walk. Get pelted with eggs by members of student body.
10:45AM: While walking, pass by a man standing next to his car on the side of the road. Man looks at you, says "Dead battery. I'd ask you for a jump, but I know thats not in the cards." Man laughs. Man spits in your general direction. Man's spit lands on your forehead.
2PM: Receive phone call from friend. Get uninvited to tonight's party. Friend laughs, asks for laundry advice. "Trying to figure out the best way to dry my whites. Medium seems okay, but I know you prefer tumble." Friend laughs, calls you a failure. Friend hangs up.
3PM: Walk by graduation speaker giving inspirational speech to senior class. "Remember to look before you leap." Speaker turns attention directly to you - "But for christ's sake, always remember to leap!" Crowd erupts in laughter. Get pelted with more eggs.
9PM: Contemplate suicide.
9:02PM: Seriously contemplate suicide.
11PM: Trip while getting into bed. Break collarbone.
This girl cannot seriously call herself a college athlete ever again. How long after the fall do you think it took for her parents to sneak out of the bleachers undetected and get the hell off that campus?
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