Aziz Talks R. Kelly

Aziz Ansari brings the funny with the infamous R. Kelly tale. Literally one of the best stories ever told about the R&B sensation/human debacle. The bit is off Aziz's his 2010 hit comedy album "Intimate Moments For A Sensual Evening" which fucking rocks by the way.



LAUGH NOW YA FUCKS!



Let's face it, R. Kelly is unstable at best. He wears a Zorro mask from time to time, refers to himself as the "Pied Piper of R&B", and urinates on children. Impeccable track record. He's put out a handful of platinum albums, although I think the last one went gold......en shower.

Don't get me wrong. I love the guy's music just like Aziz. But when you fuck 14 year old girls, it's time to start asking yourself --"On second thought, maybe there is somethin' wrong with a little bump and grind...Before homeroom."

Aziz Ansari - The No Photo Rule Has a Loop Hole

Aziz Ansari comes up with a pretty brilliant plan to deal the "no photo rule" during his shows. Growing up I kinda wish I had had the power to have people arrested for taking pictures of me like celebrities do. I'd have had my whole family thrown in the clinker for makin me do some pretty fucking foolish holiday cards over the years. It would have been Home Alone-esque. Only instead of on an airplane to Paris, my family would be getting neck ink in the prison yard, hustling packs of Marlboro Reds, and converting to Islam.

Aziz Ansari Loves R. Kelly

Aziz Ansari delivers, what I believe to be one of the best stories EVER told about the greatest concert he's EVER seen. This clip is straight off Aziz's first Stand Up album "Intimate Moments For A Sensual Evening" - a definite recommendation, it's an absolute laugh riot from the get go... R.Kelly is a goddamn walking tragedy. How's he still rich? I thought he pissed all his money away...gufffffaw...

Laugh Now. Pee on 15 year olds Later.