Whitney Cummings Roasts Hasselhoff's Penis

THE ALWAYS FLIPPIN' HILARIOUS Whitney Cummings at the Roast of David Hasselhoff.

Love isn't a strong enough word to describe how I feel about W.C. But I will say that I would've traded places with James Franco in "127 Hours", so long as the immovable boulder was her crotch waffle and his hand was my pud.

Too much? Too soon?

ENOY!!

The Roast of David Hasselhoff
Uncensored - Whitney Cummings - Hasselhoff's Penis
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New Whitney Cummings Special Ugly Americans Nick Swardson's Pretend Time

Oh yea, and I don't know if anyone has watched D.H.'s new show on A&E, but the only thing uglier than his daughters were the grades on Caitlin Upton's report card.



Gets me everytime...

Throwback!

Greg "The Undisputed Roast Master" Giraldo has torn into some pretty sorry sacks of shit on the Comedy Central Roasts. I take personal pleasure in this particular one however, because I think we can all agree that Larry The Cable Guy is a shart stain on American culture. Watching him is like writing a suicide note after 30 shots of Cuervo...You're gonna wanna throw up before you kill yourself. His fat arms are made of coffee cake and his neck is redder than the lipstick ring that Lance Bass left around the tip of Clay Aiken's cock...

GIRALDO IS KING!