Owen Benjamin On "How To Be Rich"

Hilarious Comedian Owen Benjamin shares his uber-valuable tips on how to look rich, if even you're dirt fucking poor. These are only some of the ways to feign a lavish lifestyle. I actually prefer walking out of a store after a purchase, and throwing all of my change away in the trash can. Make sure everyone sees it. Then turn to the person closest to you and say "I just invested in garbage, that's how fucking rich I am." Throwing gold bars out of airplane windows is another option.

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Owen Benjamin Fanny Pack Poem

I have no words for Owen Benjamin's Fanny Pack Poem other than FUCKING AMAZING.

I wish all poetry could be this great
But most of it makes me sick, like something I ate
I like people rhyming words
I hate asssholes timing turds
Because The bathroom is no place to fuckin' rush me
But if I fall in, feel free to fuckin' flush me
Because my life's already in the bowl as it stands
So I could really use a hearty blow job madame
But pretty please...
No hands

LAUGH NOW!

P.S. Owen Benjamin is going on a 14 city U.S. Comedy Tour with Vince Vaughn and Kevin James. It's gonna be fucking fantastic. Dates are TBD...

Enjoy!