The Byrne Identity Airs tonight on Comedy Central at 10:57 PM E/T. He's fucking hilarious so be sure to check it out. In the meantime here's a clip about Asians, their small junk, and their wizardry with the mathematical language...
ENJOY!
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Friday, December 10, 2010
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Steve Byrne - Cupcakes and Ponies
Great bit turned in by the HILARIOUS Steve Byrne. Cupcakes and Ponies off his 2010 Comedy Central Special "The Byrne Identity". Apparently he has a very difficult time believing women when they say "I love you." Understandable.
On the flip side I have a VERY EASY time telling women "I hate you." It really rolls off the tongue nicely.
"No reach-around tonight? I hate you."
"No pancakes for breakfast? I hate you."
"No shoes on in the house? I hate you."
"No beating off on top of the dresser? I hate you."
The only thing girls love more than cupcakes and ponies is a large fountain Coke. I don't get it. It doesn't make sense. But goddamn it, It's true.
LAUGH NOW!!
On the flip side I have a VERY EASY time telling women "I hate you." It really rolls off the tongue nicely.
"No reach-around tonight? I hate you."
"No pancakes for breakfast? I hate you."
"No shoes on in the house? I hate you."
"No beating off on top of the dresser? I hate you."
The only thing girls love more than cupcakes and ponies is a large fountain Coke. I don't get it. It doesn't make sense. But goddamn it, It's true.
LAUGH NOW!!
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