Dave Chappelle letting us in on the "Secret" of life--POSITIVE IMAGERY!!! Who would have guessed that it was that simple? Just a little positive imagery to brighten up your day. Well, I'm POSITIVE that I couldn't IMAGINE a bigger crock of shit if I tried.
Thanks to the Laugh Factory, LA for bringing this awesome bit to my attention!
ENJOY!
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Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Monday, October 11, 2010
Tom Rhodes Midget Cruiser
Good Ol' Tommy Rhodes. Guy's the tits. Really funny dude. He seems to think a PT Cruiser is a midget hearse. Loophole alert: Midgets don't die. I've never even heard of a midget death. They're like gnomes, they live for ever. What could go wrong in such a small body...All medical complications are contained, like a crib for disease. It's safe in there.
Due to a shifty size differential, you'd miss if you tried to shoot a midget, miss if you tried to swing a baseball bat at a midget, and miss if you tried to roll a boulder at a midget.
Plus even if one did die, there'd be no hearse involved. 6 of his friends would put on sleeping caps and burlap boots and carry him to a field in a glass box. Hi, Ho.
EnJoY!
Due to a shifty size differential, you'd miss if you tried to shoot a midget, miss if you tried to swing a baseball bat at a midget, and miss if you tried to roll a boulder at a midget.
Plus even if one did die, there'd be no hearse involved. 6 of his friends would put on sleeping caps and burlap boots and carry him to a field in a glass box. Hi, Ho.
EnJoY!
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