I didn't think it was possible to get 4 of my favorite people in the world in one room. Leary, Giraldo, Quinn, and Clarke...I don't know who the fuck Sue Costello is but she looks like the skinny bitch on the cover of that book "Skinny Bitch"...Her voice is cranky and annoying. They should have just had a baby monitor on her chair and put her down for a nap in another room...
But Giraldo and Leary get into it here and it makes for a classic Tough Crowd moment.
ENJOY!
Showing posts with label Denis Leary. Show all posts
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Saturday, December 18, 2010
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Classic Denis Leary--COFFEE!
Love him or hate him, Denis Leary always gives it to you straight. Honest as fuck, and hilarious as sin. The man is a legend. This is a bit from the hysterical 1997 special "Lock n' Load"...
The D man rants and raves about not being able to get a decent, regular flavored cup of coffee anymore. I COMPLETELY AGREE. I walked into a Coffee Bean the other day and the guy ahead of me ordered a large sugarfree nonfat egg nog latte. He paid with his dignity and manhood, and threw his balls in the tip jar...Egg nog latte, get a grip buddy.
And I love how people call it coffee even when IT'S CLEARLY NOT..."Oh, we're goin' on a coffee run do you want do to tag along?" Then they get there and order a fucking tall soy german chocolate dickupyourassachino...Just once I want to turn to them and say "Um, we said we were going on a coffee run. That's not fucking coffee, so you can't have that! Either dump it out and get a large regular or we're going to have some BIG problems. Then put I'd put up my dukes and address them one at a time-- " And if you've got a problem with that you can bring it up with Captain Dark Roast, and Major Dickinson here."
LAUGH NOW!
And enjoy a friendly reminder of what the BEST PART OF WAKIN' UP USED TO BE!
Somebody please explain to me the guy leaving his apartment via the fucking fire escape at the :20 mark...It's absolutely mind boggling...The coffee's so good that he doused his kitchen in gasoline and torched the place? That's the only reasonable explanation.
The D man rants and raves about not being able to get a decent, regular flavored cup of coffee anymore. I COMPLETELY AGREE. I walked into a Coffee Bean the other day and the guy ahead of me ordered a large sugarfree nonfat egg nog latte. He paid with his dignity and manhood, and threw his balls in the tip jar...Egg nog latte, get a grip buddy.
And I love how people call it coffee even when IT'S CLEARLY NOT..."Oh, we're goin' on a coffee run do you want do to tag along?" Then they get there and order a fucking tall soy german chocolate dickupyourassachino...Just once I want to turn to them and say "Um, we said we were going on a coffee run. That's not fucking coffee, so you can't have that! Either dump it out and get a large regular or we're going to have some BIG problems. Then put I'd put up my dukes and address them one at a time-- " And if you've got a problem with that you can bring it up with Captain Dark Roast, and Major Dickinson here."
LAUGH NOW!
And enjoy a friendly reminder of what the BEST PART OF WAKIN' UP USED TO BE!
Somebody please explain to me the guy leaving his apartment via the fucking fire escape at the :20 mark...It's absolutely mind boggling...The coffee's so good that he doused his kitchen in gasoline and torched the place? That's the only reasonable explanation.
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