GABE KEA'S BABY ROLLERCOASTER

Gabe Kea turns in The Joke Of The Day, in my humble opinion, on rooftopcomedy.com. He is a very funny bastard who happens to look a lot like Dom Woginowski from Something About Mary. Can you say BONUS!! FAHHCKIN HILARIOUS!

ENJOY!



I don't care what anybody says, The Baby Rollercoaster is a hell of an idea for an amusement park ride. The only way it could improve is if instead of being handed a baby, mid way through the ride YOU TURN INTO a baby and a heavily jugged school teacher appears in your cart for the final descent, or "breast feed alley" as it would be termed. The man-baby who has the most milk in his mouth at the end of the ride gets to keep his new mom as a sex slave...The kicker is YOU have to remain a baby. Who knew so many BIG life decisions would have to be made at SIX FLAGS.