Greg Giraldo and Denis Leary go at it on Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn

I didn't think it was possible to get 4 of my favorite people in the world in one room. Leary, Giraldo, Quinn, and Clarke...I don't know who the fuck Sue Costello is but she looks like the skinny bitch on the cover of that book "Skinny Bitch"...Her voice is cranky and annoying. They should have just had a baby monitor on her chair and put her down for a nap in another room...

But Giraldo and Leary get into it here and it makes for a classic Tough Crowd moment.

ENJOY!

Sorely Missed

Greg Giraldo turns in an ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS 5 minutes...The guy was a legend. This is the first in slew of "Monthly Giraldo Tribute" posts...

Terrible tragedy. Hilarious Man.

LAUGH NOW!

Old School Greg Giraldo...

A small clip to remember the late, great Greg Giraldo from his 2000 30 minute Comedy Central special...I don't know Greg, I think a an illegal alien HAS taken one of my dream jobs.

I'm really jealous of the black tie wearing bathroom attendant who has the privilege of dispensing soap into ungrateful patron's hands.

It's one of the few jobs in the world that leads to ass backwards results. They are giving you paper towels and a fist full of Dove, making sure that you wash up adequately. Then, they expect you to dig you're pristine mitts into your dirty pocket and take out some filthy money to drop into their germ infested tip cup. Um, didn't you just wash my hands? Now you want me to touch the dirtiest thing on the planet...Money.

I know what you're gonna say, why not tip them before they wash your hands. No sir-ee Bob. That'll lead to them half assing the job, because they've already been compensated. It's a vicious circle. I think they should just starting reaching in our pockets for the tip money so we don't have to touch it. It's basically a form of stealing, which they should already be somewhat familiar with.

I didn't want to have to say JUST KIDDING, so at the risk of offending everyone, I won't...

ENJOY GIRALDO

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Throwback!

Greg "The Undisputed Roast Master" Giraldo has torn into some pretty sorry sacks of shit on the Comedy Central Roasts. I take personal pleasure in this particular one however, because I think we can all agree that Larry The Cable Guy is a shart stain on American culture. Watching him is like writing a suicide note after 30 shots of Cuervo...You're gonna wanna throw up before you kill yourself. His fat arms are made of coffee cake and his neck is redder than the lipstick ring that Lance Bass left around the tip of Clay Aiken's cock...

GIRALDO IS KING!