Louis C.K. Talks Twitter, Jesus, and His Mexican Heritage on Conan

Louis C.K. HANDLES A HECKLER

In arguably one of the best videos I've ever seen, Louis C.K. decimates this twatty female heckler. It's standup from his ABSOLUTELY AMAZING show Louie which returns this year on FX.

"Although this clip from his FX show Louie isn’t an actual scenario, Louis did a great job, I feel, in creating the ultimate scene in stand-up comedy heckling." - Punchline Magazine.

This video is about as comfortable to watch as a school bus fire...But I guess that's what makes it awesome

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The only thing more awkward would have to be being the person filming this asshole practicing "Macnamara's Band" on the fucking organ. Are you shitting me? Is there possibly any bigger waste of time on the planet? You'd be more productive trying to count grains of sand at the beach.



I don't know the capital of Kentucky. I don't know what a conglomerate is. I don't know where mom hides the peanut butter**. But I DO KNOW, that if you have a fucking organ in your apartment, you're literally never getting laid again. Who are you, Dracula? Take your foot off the creepy echo pedal and pick up a goddamn Coors Light, pal. Go outside. There's this thing called sunlight, it makes plants and vegetables grow from the earth. Try to get some of it on your ghoulish face.

**Just kidding I know where the peanut butter is...Top shelf, bitch!

And not to overstay my welcome here but has anyone looked at the lyrics for "Macnamara's Band" lately. Here's a sample verse.

Oh! The drums go bang,
And the cymbals clang,
And the horns they blaze away;
McCarthy pumps the old bassoon
While I the pipes do play;
And Hennessey Tennessee tootles the flute,
And the music is somethin' grand;
A credit to old Ireland is McNamara's band.

Did I miss something? Are McCarthy and Hennessey Tennessee sodomites? Why do "tootling the flute" and "pumping the old bassoon" sound like they belong on a sex offender's registration card?

Louis C.K. "Hilarious" Stand Up Special

"In this unique and dynamic live concert experience, Louis C.K.'s exploration of life after 40 destroys politically correct images of modern life with thoughts we have all had... but would rarely admit to. Louis C.K.: Hilarious, premiered at The Sundance Film Festival in January as the first stand-up concert film presented at Sundance. Directed by Louis, the film received rave reviews with Variety declaring, "Standup comedy cinema has a new star in Louis C.K.: Hilarious." Filmed at the Pabst Theater in Milwaukee on April 18, 2009 as part of his international theater tour, Louis C.K.: Hilarious confirms why Louis C.K. is the most respected comedic voice of his generation."













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Louis C.K. Loves Being White

Legend Louis C.K. fills us in on why being a white man is THE ABSOLUTE TITS!

Sometimes I wish I was black. Like when I get out of the shower and look down.

Or when I'm hanging upside down and naked from the monkey bars and look up.

Shouldn't have used "hanging" and "monkey" in this post...

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Although there are a few MAJOR advantages to being African American.....For Instance....

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Louis C.k.'s "Hilarious" debuts on Epix. Watch it here now!

Louis C.K. Sundance Q & A

Here is the Louis C.K. Q & A from Sundance 2010 where his standup movie "Hilarious" premiered. It was the first ever standup film shown at Sundance. I haven't seen it yet, which blows, but I've heard it's nothing short of spectacular. It premieres on Epix Sept. 18th--TUNE IN.

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Louis C.K. "SINGLE PEOPLE"

Here is a bit from one of my favorite comedians - Louis C.K. explaining why he definitely doesn't identify or sympathize with single people anymore. It's a clip from his 2008 Showtime Special: Chewed Up.

Fun Fact about Louis--His father is a Mexican Catholic and his mother is a Hungarian Jew... It doesn't get anymore "mixed bag" than that, unless you count the drugs in Amy Winehouse's body right now...